Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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I don't do going backward...Off to the shops I hopped into my car, cheerily waving to my next door neighbours who were outside doing some gardening. Upon releasing the handbrake it turns out I hadn't put the car fully into reverse and, being that my drive is on a severe slant leading down to the front of the house, slammed my car into the kitchen wall.
With a quick check in the mirrors to see my neighbours ruefully shaking their heads and with me blushing furiously I tried again only to stall the car having reversed halfway back up the drive and did it again!
It was at this point I thought it would be safer to walk. On the upside the fresh air cooled my burning cheeks quite nicely.
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Gleeballs is mostly made out of chocolate and hate., Thu 27 Nov 2008, 20:20,
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Where abouts do you live?And what kind of car do you drive?
So's I know which car to avoid when out on the roads. :)
I know what happened, though; you always, ALWAYS mess up when you've got an audience.
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