Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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K2k6's post reminds me...When I was very young, I never quite understood this 'football' lark. But some of the kids used to have a game after school, and a friend invited me to play for his team (despite the fact that I didn't quite understand what that entailed).
So. Right in the middle of a game, there I was, dawdling around and not really doing much.
The ball came my way. I had an idea. I got posession. I ran, dodging my way through the lines of defenders. I took my shot. I scored!
Or at least I thought I did. Turns out you're supposed to aim for the opposing team's net.
D'oh.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:08, 2 replies)
Me too!Won't do a new post cos it's your idea but the same happened to me when I was about 8 in a school games lesson.
Got the ball, ran the full length of the pitch.
He shoots!
He scores!
He turns around to see angry team mates running towards him!
Nobody told me we swapped ends at half time.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:12, closed)
Unfortunatelythis put me off playing football 'properly' for life, despite the fact that I've turned out to be quite good at drunken 5-a-side.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:26, closed)
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