Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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foot in mouth diseaseone night, on a drive with some friends, we stopped at a garage to buy some munchies. we loaded ourselves up with sweet treats, then drove to our local sea-view smoking place, burbo bank.
tucking happily into my chocolatey treats, i casually turned to my friends and uttered the now immortal line: "would anybody like a bit of my muffin?"
it took a full minute before i realised why they were pissing themselves laughing.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 22:13,
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Oh yes!Is it because it was your muffin that you didn't really want to share and you were being polite?
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i'll share my muffin with anyone!flapjacks, now that's a different matter.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 21:42,
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