Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Squirting over David GrayI must have been 18/19 was working for BFBS in Germany - I found myself accompanying a colleague who was interviewing that nodding dick David Gray before he played at E-Werk in Cologne.
Said colleague decided to let me do the interview - the interview I'd found out about that morning and not prepared for. At all.
Stupidly I did ... after a few "insightful and intelligent" questions - the likes of which a spotty brat with his finger jammed up his nose on Going Live would've been ashamed to have asked - I posed something about inspiration, citing "This Year's Love" as an example, as I think it happened to be out at the time.
He responded: "Well, it's for a film - you know, the film 'This Year's Love' - so, I was inspired by the fucking big cheque they offered me to write it ..."
After that my colleague jumped in and took over, while I went a fetching shade of puce.
I topped off the impression I'd made nicely by standing up to shake his hand and knocking a bottle of water over him.
Have a lovely picture somewhere of him in water-stained shirt posing for a pic with me, looking as though he'd rip his own cock off just to have something to beat me with.
(, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 15:13, 3 replies)
Got Dick?Something similar happened to me in '98 when I interviewed Robbie Williams for our Uni newspaper. I asked him if he liked kebabs in a risque naughty humerous student kind of way as he had been spotted in his pudgy days as a bit of a 'babwich major. He said I was pathetic, shit at interviewing, and the newspaper wouldn't get an interview at all because of me.
I was never offered an interview with the paper again surprisingly enough.
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Do you suck dick?That's what you should have asked. It's what we were all thinking.
(, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 16:11, closed)
i'm surprisedwith that reply, he's actually gone UP in my estimatiion.
i'm gonna have to reshuffle my list of 'worthless celebrities to kill and harvest for organs when society crumbles and i take power'
(, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 17:47, closed)
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