Movies and unicorns...
Many moons ago when I was working in a drive-through liquor store (bottle-shop) which was part of a pub back in Melbourne...

My mate Joe was quite the clubber and he would always be telling me about how on a Sunday night "Chasers" was the place to be.. he had drilled this into me over a couple of years despite me having no interest in clubbing at all..

There was a really hot secretary (Trish) working at the pub.. Very attractive, heaving bosom and flirty as hell. Joe somehow managed to wangle a date with her, much to the astonishment (and jealousy) of the rest of us. Trish had no idea that we all new this date was in the offing..

They went to the local drive-in where they had a regular "dusk til dawn" session every Sunday night.. A good night was had by all.. especially for Joe who had his first experince of fellatio for the first time that night - at that age this was a massively big deal..

The following week at work, Joe's telling me the story of his conquest.. Trish comes out to the bottle shop to change the tills..

Joe and I yak away, as we do... and somehow the discussion came around to things to do of a weekend. Wanting to be cheeky without being obvious, I said to Joe "and you know the place to be on a Sunday night?" He expected me to say "Chasers". *I* expected me to say "Chasers"! ..but my subconscious got the better of me and I accidentally blurted out "Dusk til Dawn"...

Trish glares at Joe. Joe glares at me.. I sink into the ground.. CRAP.. how am I going to get out of this one? Their "secret" date was clearly no longer so..

I make up some lame story about how I'd been to the drive-in myself recently and loved it... the story was lame, and we all knew it.. It was an unbelievably awkward 30 seconds that followed. Trish changed the tills and left without really saying anything..

Joe was unimpressed.. His and Trish's their brief dalliance ended their and then.. I'f it had been deliberate I would have been Ok with it. As such I still feel bad some 15 years later.. Sorry mate...

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My second most cringeworthy moment was at the pub Christmas party that year.. Trish had brought along her new boyfriend to the dinner. A real muscle head.. Big muscles, brain the size of a pea (and let's face it - most likely hung like an elephant)..

This boyfriend had never met any of us before, yet before main course hit the table he blurted out "Trish sucks my d!ck until it's like a unicorn's horn".. Oh the imagery.. Like, how do you respond to that?? Silence at the table.. Needless to say, he was never seen again...

Apologies for the boyfriend's length..
(pit, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 15:58, 2 replies)

Joe's own fault
for blabbing about the BJ.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 16:02, closed)

Joe's own fault
for blabbing about the BJ.

Still, she did seem to make a habit of it.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 16:03, closed)