Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Bloody NHSI had been seeing Mr Fannypack for quite a few months and as the mature & loving adults we are we had discussed and decided that we would no longer use condoms. Ride the bare back beast as it were.
Now Mr Fannypack used to go to work on the Greek Islands in the Summer and had been working as a doorman for a few years also, Summer trysts happen as do 'door-whores'. I asked him if he would go to the GUM clinic to be tested for STD's etc and in a show of solidarity I would also go get tested. As a side note to this story I had also been for blood tests because of a long standing iron problem. So we go, he gets the cocktail umbrella, I pee in a cup. Would you like the results via text or letter. I request a text.
Fast forward a week or so and I call home and my Mum mentions I have a letter from the NHS I ask her to open it because I know its for my Blood tests. I ask her what it says...her words will haunt me forever...I think you can guess the rest.
"Oh! Well.....you don't have Chlamydia"
*puts phone down*
*dies*
(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 14:15, Reply)
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