Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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RIGHTNone of you lot know the definition of true cringeworthy-ness. Try putting yourself in my paws for once;
Every single week this enormous guy in tiny, hairy little hotpants jumps on my back, and rides me around like I'm his personal slave. That's not even the worst thing though, because when he's doing this, I swear I can feel his mighty sword poking me in the back, plus, each time he decides to strip off to have a good ride, there are enormous claps of thunder, and I nearly shit myself every time.
Signed,
Cringer, aka BattleCat
bindun?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 8:24,
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I've been waiting for thisSince Friday.
You did not disappoint.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:12,
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Ta muchlyI think it's a bit meh, anybody else could have posted the same thing, only better.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:54,
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