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Bluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.
( , Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
Bluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.
( , Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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Snow can be dangerous.
I had some time off from school recently, because of the snow.
This was great, as I've been working my arse off trying to get to Oxford or Cambridge in a couple of years time.
Anyway, school was closed for a few days, and I decided to give myself a break from studying, and go out with a few of my friends to make the most of the snow.
We had a great time building snowmen, but we fancied doing a bit of sledging.
The problem here was our lack of a sledge, but one of my friends had an idea.
Her Dad was doing up a Land Rover, and he'd cut the roof off it, leaving a flat, smooth piece of metal which was big enough for all four of us.
We took it from his garage and dragged it to the top of a hill in the Rother Valley Country Park, sat on it and shot off down the hill.
It was amazing! I don't think I've ever been on a sledge that went so fast!
It was all great, until we hit a barbed wire fence, and it ripped my head half-way off my body.
( , Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:48, 2 replies)
I had some time off from school recently, because of the snow.
This was great, as I've been working my arse off trying to get to Oxford or Cambridge in a couple of years time.
Anyway, school was closed for a few days, and I decided to give myself a break from studying, and go out with a few of my friends to make the most of the snow.
We had a great time building snowmen, but we fancied doing a bit of sledging.
The problem here was our lack of a sledge, but one of my friends had an idea.
Her Dad was doing up a Land Rover, and he'd cut the roof off it, leaving a flat, smooth piece of metal which was big enough for all four of us.
We took it from his garage and dragged it to the top of a hill in the Rother Valley Country Park, sat on it and shot off down the hill.
It was amazing! I don't think I've ever been on a sledge that went so fast!
It was all great, until we hit a barbed wire fence, and it ripped my head half-way off my body.
( , Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:48, 2 replies)
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