Dates Gone Wrong
Ever gone on a date when "she" turned out to be a male university lecturer in his 50s who tucked his shirt into his Y-fronts? No, me neither. Tell us how it all went shit-faced.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:13)
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I met up with a bloke called Norman in a pub once, cos he’d told me he could get cheap lobsters.
He got me very drunk, admitted he had no access to lobsters of any sort, and tearfully asked me to fuck him.
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Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 11:46,
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I hope you wore a lobster costume for the dirty deed.
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.Yeti., Wed 10 Sep 2014, 11:49,
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reminds me of a woman from Amsterdam.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 11:52,
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Is that not
'Shady transactions' gone wrong?
Don't get it twisted, I'm not about pulling your pants down in front of the other children, it's just harmless pedantry, rather than that usual derisive sort.
However if you prefer:
Hahaha, you is a big spazzer nonce. And you fucked a man.
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RebelWithoutApplause My underestimation will almost be the death of me, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 12:09,
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I imagine he saw it as a date of sorts.
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Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 12:34,
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In that case
He needs to tell his side of the story.
Also as I have a hard time believing this. A man? In a pub? Lying? Reaching aren't you? Around?
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RebelWithoutApplause My underestimation will almost be the death of me, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:30,
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Are you sure it wasn't a case of crabs?
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 12:20,
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^winning reply^
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 12:56,
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*applause*
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:14,
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*Nodding Robert Redford gif*
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Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:51,
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So... did you?
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moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:34,
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I like this. I don't pretend to understand it. But I like it.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:55,
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thicko
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:57,
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seemingly
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:04,
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Shut up Jayne.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:16,
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Perhaps he knew Joan Crawford
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andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 12:27,
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