The Toffee Apple
I actually got this idea from an old newsgroup called alt.revenge.

Go to your victims bed and strip off the covers. Then get a roll of cling-film and cover the top of the mattress with a layer of the stuff, taking care to cover every inch. No gaps - thats important. Now take a nice box of caster sugar, note, it must be caster and not granulated as that would be uncomfortable and your mark would feel it, and liberally cover the cling-filmed mattress with it. Then remake the bed.

Now what happens is that your mark falls asleep and starts to sweat - as we all do. The sweat can't be absorbed by the matttress as normal because of the cling film. So the sweat slowly dissolves the caster sugar which then moves through the sheets and coats your enemy with a nice layer of caster sugar.

Hey Presto! One human toffee apple.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:59, 1 reply)

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Milk powder. Sticky is good, but oozing the stench of gone-off milk is better...
(misanthrope is so adjective he's verbing nouns!, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 10:26, closed)