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Freddy Woo writes, "as a child we used to have a 'whoever cuts doesn't choose the slice' rule with cake. It worked brilliantly, but it's left me completely anal about dividing up food - my wife just takes the piss as I ritually compare all the slice sizes."

What codes and rituals does your family have?

(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:05)
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Dedicated follower of fashion
Mum: You do realise you've married someone who dresses just like your father*?

Me (indignant): He doesn't!

~~~~thinks~~~~

Oh.

Fucksocks.

*jeans (usually falling down), shirt (half untucked), jumper (with holes in), brown shoes (scuffed).
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 21:15, 2 replies)
No
Sorry pet, it's got nowt to do with his wardrobe, your Mum means "to the left".
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:05, closed)
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very wrong! I like it.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:28, closed)

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