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Mud, rubbish sex, food poisoning and the Quo replacing the headline act you've mortgaged your house to see. Tell us your experiences

Question from Chart Cat

(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:33)
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With apologies to Julie Andrews
and PJM who did this so well a few QOTWs back. I'm sad to say the first line of this was going round my head all day so I just had to write it down.

Sunscreen and wellies and tent pegs and cider
Hats made of velvet and odd coloured powders
Strange smelling packages bought in the dark
These are a few of our festival things

Stalls selling pancakes and rings and umbrellas;
Blankets and wax flares; that one naked fella,
Hippies that twirl fire poi as they spin,
These are a few of our festival things.

Blokes dressed in tutus all trailing pink glitter
Loos overflowing, don’t drop your watch in there
Mountains of rubbish where once there were bins
These are a few of our festival things

When the dog* bites,
When the wasp stings,
When I'm feeling sad,
I simply remember these festival things,
And then I don't feel so bad.

*on a string
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:21, 11 replies)
I like this!
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:32, closed)
I'm glad :)
I was just thinking about all the things a festival wouldn't be complete without :)
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:34, closed)
Marvellously done
I feel all festivally now :)
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:04, closed)
This is great
No apologies needed - Clicky!
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:45, closed)
^ THIS ^
Although now that song is going to be going round my head all night!

*sings along to himself*

(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:48, closed)
LOL my dear, LOL!
true talent indeed ;-)
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:17, closed)
I loves it
and extra clicky for fire poi for being awesome!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:11, closed)
*struggles to find the correct accent to make 'cider' and 'powders' rhyme.*
*gives up and lies gurgling in a heap on the floor*
Brings back great festival memories mind.
So win on that.
*recovers and clicks*
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:16, closed)
I gave up on rhyming proper
and went for the 'oh cock it'll have to do' approach :)
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:10, closed)
Love it!
Nicely done, have my first click of the week.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:58, closed)
Hey, nice one there!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:25, closed)

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