To paraphrase D. Adams/ scripture
There is a theory that after we die we must fight to return.

There is another theory that this is actually where we are lol.
(roysin, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 13:30, 5 replies)

To paraphrase D. Adams
'I am a smartarse smug prick who is nowhere near as clever or funny as I think I am. Wankers like me for the same reason they like Red Dwarf and Terry Pratchett: they are spotty Games Workshop pricks with a Dungeons and Dragons habit and poor personal hygiene. Thank God I'm dead and can no longer bore the world with my tedious musings'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 13:35, closed)

Such anger, Monty. Such hatred for the world.
Cheer up, for fuck's sake.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 13:38, closed)

That's the spirit

(roysin, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 13:41, closed)

Clickin dis

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 13:56, closed)

Ah, never mind. It's nearly summer, your Vitamin D levels will soon be back to normal.

( 4Q just lurking, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 20:24, closed)