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Have you ever said something and wished the ground would open up and swallow you? Tell us your tales of social embarrassment.

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(, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:12)
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I'm a dentist, and one of the things you quickly learn is to warn your patient before you use that little handpiece that puffs compressed air, otherwise they tend to jump. I usually do this by saying "Blow dry!" first. One afternoon after a long shift at the NHS coalface my mind must have been wandering, because I said "Blow job!" instead. The patient was lovely, and pretended not to notice, but the nurse that I work with had to leave the room because she was laughing so much.
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