Trying to have a wank
but my mind keeps drifting off the matter in hand...
(RTFM May your god go with you, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:05, 4 replies)

Is this an answer to the QOTW
or just you keeping us up to date?
(username failed moderation, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:07, closed)

4pm on a Thursday afternoon?
of course it was an answer to the qotw, I'm not 14 anymore and trying to keep up with the government recommended 5 a day.

and I've realised it applies to whatever I'm doing, the mind just wanders off
(RTFM May your god go with you, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:25, closed)

I'm glad someone else said that...

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:07, closed)

I have what I call "meta-wanks"
I start, with the certain knowledge that I'll be asleep before the end.

I'm sure a hard-on used to keep me awake. Sigh. I guess it's just a matter of time before the same applies to shagging.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:09, closed)