My friend called the other night.
She was rabbiting on about about a party she’d been at, at some point saying “And guess what? I ended up having a threesome!”
“Oh?” I replied.
“Yeah, me and two blokes! It was brilliant! We were in a conservatory and ended up shagging over a load of chilli plants!”
“OOOO!” I exclaimed, my interest piqued. “What kind of chillis?”
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:06, 15 replies)

So what kind of chilli's were they?

( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:14, closed)

^

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:16, closed)

She didn't know.
From her description, I'm going with this.
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:26, closed)

Mine looked like that after a particularly marathon fuck-a-thon.
And I'm not talking about my chilli plants either. eh eh *wink*. I meant my cock. heh. *wink wink*
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:44, closed)

The slag.
Hope the plants weren't damaged.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:23, closed)

I've been growing chillis this year
I've been nurturing the little bastards for months now so I'd be very annoyed If I had to wipe spluff off their delicate little leaves.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:24, closed)

If I caught some shagging bastards riding roughshod over my cayennes I would fucking end them.

( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:33, closed)

I've got 3 types on the go.
The Scotch Bonnets don't seem to be progressing too well. Lazy stunted bastards.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:37, closed)

Another reason
to remove all seeds from chillis before cooking with them.
(username failed moderation, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:14, closed)

Oh, well played.
Very droll.
( Ghoti Fingers, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:26, closed)

Hot stuff
(wrigglesworth, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:25, closed)

Chili con carnal
Surely?
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:56, closed)

Or
jalapenis
(Guy Debord cette mauvaise réputation..., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 14:57, closed)

Bird's eye.

( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 15:18, closed)

Cock-shaped chili

( P-MONKE We're all fucked, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:47, closed)