Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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..and it's still thereA while ago my slightly geriatric boss left his cell phone at work. I did what any good Christian would do and took a picture of my nut sack and assigned it for the background of his phone.
He came in later that day to get his phone and I stifled a smile as he checked his messages. It's been two months.
Not so much length as texture.
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 7:27, Reply)
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