Wankers
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When I was in the army, the usual rumours went around about Bromide in the tea to stop all of us sexually-frustrated strapping young lads from breaking out of camp and raping the locals.

I knew it was bollocks because I'd checked. Bromide used in that capacity is classed as a medicine and so has to have your explicit consent.

But some of the lads believed me when I told them that it would be impossible for them to get an erection during Basic Training. Some of them looked quite worried.

Then, one night a bunch of were sitting in the TV room when Jim burst in.


"That Geordie bastard is lying about the Bromide in the tea. I've just had a wank!" he announced proudly.

We pissed ourselves.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 7:09, 1 reply)

I used to work in an opticians
in Brighton. One of our opticians would make Graham Norton look straight.
A very attractive young man came in with an eye infection. The optician got all of a fluster and had a good look.
The young man was then dispatched to the chemist with a note. (opticians can't write prescriptions).
About ten minutes later the chemist phoned.
"I've got a young man here with a note saying he needs Bromide, I'm assuming you meant Brolene."
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 9:06, closed)