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Someone once told me that gullible wasn't in the dictionary and I went, "yeah yeah ha ha" but when they were gone that didn't stop me checking. What was YOUR most gullible moment? Zero points for buying an icon on b3ta.

(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 18:33)
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Seams
Lying in the bath as a young lad, feeling around as you do, I was surprised and not a little alarmed to find that I had a 'seam' running all down my dick, around my balls, and disappearing into my arse. Knowing only little about human biology I grew increasingly concerned about this.

The only person I felt I could talk to about my concerns was one of my older brothers. Some family history - I have two older brothers who were adopted, but I'm the natural child of my parents.

Big bro' was more than happy to put me right. He explained carefully how my parents had been desperately hoping for a natural son. When they had finally managed to conceive they found that the child was a girl. So they put the infant child through gender reassignment therapy, including surgery to sew up the lady bits and attach a dumbstick. That explained the seams.

Horrified, I retracted into my shell for days, if not weeks, unable to talk properly to my parents, shocked at what they had chosen to do to me, also full of thoughts about what this meant about me and my persona.

Until I talked to my best mate and he told me that everyone has that. He even offered to show me.

I got my own back by calling my brother a bastard, as he is, quite literally.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:18, 1 reply)
I pointed that out
to my ex wife when my son was an infant, and referred to it as his fettle mark. (The fettle is the line you see from molding things, usually a thin raised ridge.)

She was not amused.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:23, closed)

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