First, the checklist
I am the Lord your God === ok
You shall have no other gods before me == ok
You shall not make for yourself an idol == Idle?
You shall not make wrongful use of the name of your God == Fail
Remember the Sabbath and keep it holy == Fail
Honor your father and mother == Fail
You shall not kill == Pass
You shall not commit adultery == Fail
You shall not steal == Fail
You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor == Fail
You shall not covet your neighbor's wife == Fail
You shall not covet anything that belongs to your neighbor == Fail

In addition, my image collection alone get's me a gold card to hell, and that's without taking my multitude of moral crimes against friends/family/lovers/complete strangers.

Even in God's domain, I am a cnut.

I have been a grave digger who treated his *customers* without due respect

I have been party to a Church Xmas Hamper scam.

I've done a shag atop a tombstone.

I have put washers in collection envelopes for Christian Aid.

I always tell the Salvation Army collectors that I already give to the Salvation Air Force.

I gave all my out of date tins of food to the Local Round Table.

Jeovah's Witnesses avoid my door.
( Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:18, 2 replies)

Click for I always tell the Salvation Army collectors that I already give to the Salvation Air Force.
Probably older than a very old thing, but I've never heard it before and it made me laugh
(madsporkmurderer, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:24, closed)

+points
for using "cnut"!

*clikkeron*
(shamen Geekius Maximus, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 5:37, closed)