I'm going to Hell......because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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You swines....I'd blanked this out.... I must be because of this it's only now popped up again, and I blame you all...
Geography field trip. 14 years old (and looked like I was 8). I'm 37 now, and I still look like I'm 8 (no shorts anymore though)
i drank 4 pints of scrumpy and climbed out of the youth hostel window because i was drunk and my mind wasn't working no honest mister i missed the loos i didn't know they were there....
And then I threw up on the poet John Ruskin's grave.
Oops, my bad...
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:57, 3 replies)
You look like you're 8 with no shorts?Probably too late for hormone injections now.
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:01, closed)
Coniston!Ruskin wouldn't have minded though, he once wrote a passionate defense of Lord Byron at school so i reckon he must have been pro drunkard :D
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:16, closed)
Correct!Well spotted that B3tan!
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:20, closed)
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