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This is a question I'm going to Hell...

...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.

Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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The Omen
One day I was walking through my village churchyard and just out of interest I tried to open the church door. As soon as I touched the door handle I recieved a painful static electric shock and there was an audible crack. I walked off chanting "RECTUS...DOMINUS...CHEESYPUFFS"
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Rectus Dominus
I looked this up and it actually translates to "Ass Master"
(kebabking - salad and garlic mayo pls, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:01, closed)
Yes
it's in a South Park episode
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