I'm going to Hell......because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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Bible studiesI used to do a lot of business travel. A lonely guy, far from home, I took solace in the finest hardcore filth I could find in airports, smuggled into my hotel for private perusal.
About four years ago I started my mission, continued to this day - to share the love - I tore out pictures of dps and put them in the front of the Gideon bible.
Well, I figured, people are looking for comfort, and there's nowt more comforting than a posh wank :)
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 17:35, 1 reply)
knock knockPlus imagine if housekeeping walks in to see someone having a wank to the bible.
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