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This is a question I'm going to Hell...

...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.

Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion

(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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I'm going because of this:
*sung to the tune of "Away In A Manger*

Away in a manger on somebody's lawn
the 40 watt Jesus glows through until dawn.
The soft glowing Santa looked down where he lay
the 40 watt Jesus ablaze in the hay.

Away in a manger in somebody's shed
the 40 watt Jesus still rests his glass head.
The tinfoil stars and the plastic reindeer
keep watch over Jesus the rest of the year.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:27, 1 reply)
Fab-lious
Just had to sit through the boy's school Christmas "play" - how I wish they had gone down the comedy/ironic route!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:32, closed)

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