Inspired by the cult film "Frankenhooker"
I tried to create the perfect woman from the remains of various dismembered prostitutes which I found in the back of an old cupboard. Unfortunately the old electrification by the neck bolts trick didn't work so well, so I lol'd and laid down all my awesome sex moves on it anyway.
(rampants, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:42, 4 replies)

Oh man, I'm glad I didn't miss this comedy riot of a post.
I'd have chewed through my own ankles if this had passed me by.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:46, closed)

But will he get stepped for a week?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:59, closed)

Depends if you class a cupboard as a sh*d.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:04, closed)

I didn't know Ed Gein posted here. Not too much of a surprise, I suppose.

(isaac_octavius loves you but he's chosen disco, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 18:19, closed)