House Guests"Last week," Ungersven confesses, "I vomited over almost everything in a friend's spare room. The only thing to escape the deluge was the rather attractive (alas engaged) French girl who was sharing the bed with me." Tell us about nightmare guests or Fred West-a-like hosts.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:20)
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I had a stripper friend come to live with me.Got back from work one night to find out she'd put up a pole in the living room. I was livid. For nearly 1/18th of a second.
(, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:53, 6 replies)
Is that because the Eastern European in question offered a substantial amount of rent payment?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 18:38,
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Is this one of those storieswhich ends with your bed on fire, a hot girl throwing your things out the window, and you thinking
"I brought this on myself"?
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I was livid for longerBecause THERE'S NO FUCKING ACCORD!!!!!!
(, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 2:23, closed)
Turns out, the MASSIVE DRUGS he'd been on meant it had all been a dream(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 6:58,
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HahNah, it's truefacts. No Eastern Europeans, some drugs (we were in our early 20s) and no Accord. We did buy a Vauxhall Nova for £75 though. He was a great car. Til someone stole the steering wheel in Nottingham.
(, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 9:26, closed)
Presumably you found the miscreantsand drop kicked them so hard they puked up their intestines and died?
(, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:13, closed)
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