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"Last week," Ungersven confesses, "I vomited over almost everything in a friend's spare room. The only thing to escape the deluge was the rather attractive (alas engaged) French girl who was sharing the bed with me." Tell us about nightmare guests or Fred West-a-like hosts.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:20)
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An italian, a black guy, and an irishman
Are lost after some incident involving MASSIVE DRUGS. They're walking down a dirt road and come to a house. They knock, explain their situation to the nice old man at the door, and all that. He tells them, "I'll let you stay the night and call someone in the morn, but you gotta stay in ma barn. If any of you come up to the house and try anythin' with my daughter, I'll find out, and feed your dick to my pigs."

Then three agree, and go to get settled in, they see the man's daughter and she is HOT. They start murmuring about it. The italian convinces them they don't want to try anything.

A few hours later, the man's daughter gave me a call, I snuck over, fucked her brains out, made her scream in pleasure, and hightailed it outta there in my Honda Accord.

The pigs did not go hungry, and needless to say, I had the last laugh.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 2:31, 9 replies)

Just needs somebody to get UPSET on the internet now and I reckon you'll have ticked all the boxes...
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 9:14, closed)
This REALLY HAPPENED.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 9:30, closed)
"She was only the pig-farmer's daughter,"
"But I porked her anyway."


I'm sure someone can do better...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:16, closed)
love it.

(I helped save b3ta! rofl harris, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:25, closed)
this is not just trolling,
this is QOTW trolling themselves. now with extra pathetic.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 11:16, closed)
Hahahaha envy is an ugly emotion.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 11:24, closed)
You're right
We'd be much cooler if we were just chatting about what we're having for lunch, and intermittently calling each other cunts
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 11:43, closed)
You should go on arguewitheveryone.com
They make /talk look civilised.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:23, closed)
Anyone read "The Blood Bay" by Annie Proulx?
This reminded me of it, vaguely.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 11:49, closed)

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