(Not) another when I was at uni story.......
The first rule in my old student house was that if you fell asleep with your shoes on, you were fair game for a few pranks.

One of my housemates, Dan (A gentleman and a scholar to boot) had a habit of getting drunk, falling asleep on the sofa and snoring so loud the window panes would rattle.

We did the usual: shaving foam, permanent marker etc, we even had the occasional game of human buck-a-roo. It all became a bit of a routine and started to wear thin.

One night Dan came home around 11pm. He collapsed on the sofa, a bit worse for wear, and promptly fell asleep accompanied by the foghorn snoring. I managed to partially rouse him a couple of times and enquire if he would get his arse in bed so that I could continue watching TV in peace, but he was not for moving.

Then I had a lightbulb moment, Our 2 female housemates were out on the lash and would be back with some of their freinds later on. I changed the channel on the sky box (posh student house, original wooden floors and all that shit) to one of those soft-porn-premium-phoneline-chat-to-a-silicone-filled-umpalumpa-for-£15/min efforts, I made sure it was a particularly ropey looking specimen. I then proceeed to pull his trousers and boxers down a bit, put the TV remote in one of his hands and put the other one on his old chap and fucked off to bed.

The girls (about 6 of them I was told) came back and found him, and then woke him up.....once he realised where he was and what was happening he turned a funny shade of red and legged it up to his room.

My only regret is that I did not capture the perfect kodak moment.

I have never revealed to Dan that I set the whole thing up, he will never live it down, getting 'caught' pulling his pud over a wrinkly ronseal slapper.

Length, well the girls got an eyefull.....
(tofer is sweating like a dyslexic on countdown......, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 19:29, 2 replies)

the umpalumpa and ronseal comments got click love
it was deserved. bravo!
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 7:37, closed)

We had the same sort of passing out rule.
If you passed out in the TV room you were likely to be pranked. One of my faves was to shave one leg of my housemates.
I'm still proud to this day that I was observed, out for the count on the sofa at about 4am, som-channel surfing.
( riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:12, closed)