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i'm utter cunt to live with.

However, an old friend was in halls at uni and naturally pranks were played on one another throughout the year. Now, its a piss poor joke but some lads decided to hide an open tin of sardines near my mates radiator (if you have time a pint of maggots is much better as they disappear overnight and result in a nasty infestation). Anyway, the lads were probably thinking how funny this was going to be as my mates room would stink. Problem was that my mates tolerance for living in horrific skanky squalor was very high...so high that two weeks later the lads came back to get the tin of fetid fish which had stank out an entire floor in halls.

better quality answers usualy appear nearer the back pages
(i anglepoise, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:52, Reply)