I shared a house with a variety of fuckups during my last year at university
the obsessive compulsive bloke who hoarded his urine and faeces in jugs in his room, that would tie-up the bathroom for 1h40min every morning, yet still stink of BO. Who once spilled his piss/shit so that the whole house stank.

the nigerian seventh day adventist who worked fro the MOD who had an illegal pistol and blastic caps in his room, and who, when his best mate died, would sit up all night drinking 3litre bottles of white cider and crying really really loudly cradling his gun.

the guy who worked as an estate agent, but lived and slept in our, damp leaky conservatory.

the two illegal bosnian immigrants/asylum seekers, who'd sit in their pants in the kitchen watching the telly ALL DAY

the foreign bloke who claimed variously to be a sonographer, a dentist and a lawyer

It was torture, but hey, the rent was very cheap.
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:43, Reply)