Crotch wad
Quickie for you.

Second year at uni, I lived in a big room in a shared house in Bristol, with my girlfriend. Downstairs was the Polish landlord and wife, on our floor were the kitchen, bathroom and one other bedroom, and upstairs was a small, garret-like room.

A mate took the other bedroom on our floor (a story about HIM to follow), while upstairs was some random HND Building student. He kept himself pretty much to himself, and eventually ended up with a girlfriend of his own.

Anyhoo, one night me and my g/f had been, er, "at it", and being the gentleman I am, I scurried out to the bathroom to fetch loo roll and have a slash. Because it was 2am, I didn't bother putting any clothes on (as you do).

As I emerged from the bathroom, post-piss and with a wad of bogroll in my hand, I came face to face with the builder's girlfriend's crotch (she was - ahem - coming down the stairs).

Apparently, we weren't the only ones "at it" that night, because this lass was also stark naked, also on her way to the bog, but - and this is the image that will stay with me forever - she had a massive wodge of bogpaper stuffed into her crotch. But the disturbing part was that this otherwise normal lass had such an abundant and luxuriant bush that the bogpaper was almost invisible.

Jet black and huge, it was, and denser than Tony Blair. Right at my eye level. True 70's style topiary, from thighs to belly button. We nodded to one another, and never ever mentioned the incident again. Thenceforth, however, she was known as "Amazon" to us all.
(lustfish, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:00, Reply)