My mate Dave
..was bullied mercilessly by his housemates in his second year of university. They would often be verbally abusive and would often go into his room when he was out and take things. They would also take all the clothes out of his cupboard and throw them in the garden or in a bath. The worse thing is the used to mess about with his food which was dangerous as he had alergies....they really were a bunch of c***s!! On his final day in that house, they all went to the last day of lectures early. I had stayed over the night before so when they went out I went to the bathroom and did the biggest shit known to man (pretty easy after the amount I had the night before). I then cleaned around the toilet with their toothbrushes and flushed. I then took the kettle from the kitchen and pissed in it. By the time me and Dave had finished loading the car said housemates had come back from their early lecture....Just before we left we got a shout from the kitchen "Just put the kettle on, do you fancy a cuppa to show there are no hard feelings?"............We declined!!

Length? They probably gagged!
(jidler changed his name on, Sat 7 Apr 2007, 13:57, Reply)