My housemates share the responsibilities of being housemates from hell
We have 4 people living in my house, Dan, Dre, Oliver, and I.
Dan and I are the only financially responsible ones. Utilities would have been shut off and eviction notices would have been served long ago if we were not there to negotiate with the power company, repo men, etc.
I however am about the messiest person in general I know. The only time I have seen my floor in the past 8 months was when I lost my keys and had to pile everything on the bed. Dan is not the world's greatest chef and once made rice in a rice cooker by taking out the metal bowl inside and pouring the rice directly on the heating element. Oliver is 2 months behind on rent and utilities and has the loudest sex I've ever heard. They are all great guys
Dre is the only one who I truly hate. This guy is so neurotic that he used to have his mother ship him water from home because he thought that tap water had "bad energy". He once asked to borrow my digeridoo because, no shit: "I cooked my dinner in the microwave, so I wanted to bless it with the digeridoo because the microwave might be trying to kill me" He also constantly complains that the house isn't clean, then when we all get together to clean up he will either leave or stand around not actually doing anything, then getting angry when you point out that fact. We all coexist in a sort of Mr. Burns type of perfect storm of faults where we have so many of them that they keep the others in check. I think if someone new tried to move in they would either die of a previously undiscovered disease or chop us all up with an axe in our sleep.
(raulduke, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 6:05, Reply)