i've had a couple...
first one was a short, evil, ginger thing. annoyingly, when she lived with other people, she was great fun, but as soon as i actually lived with her i found that she wanted to hate at least one person she lived with. and it was me.

i never did work out what her problem was, but it involved all the usual banging on doors, screaming at me, house parties from hell (including coming home to find complete strangers had been vomiting in my bed, which was interesting). she once went home and took her tv (which she'd provided for the house) with her as i was the only person left in the house. nice girl.

but to be fair, she takes second place to a major, major fruitloop. this guy was a drinking buddy of mine in my last year of uni, and a close friend at the time. now, when i move in with him, everything's ace for a couple of weeks. i get him a job working at the same company i do, and everything seems pretty smooth.

then he decides to stop talking to me. entirely. he'd leave the room if i entered it, and would start leaving notes (for example, one note on the thermostat read 'i pay for the heating, so stop turning it on' - i kid you not). his girlfriend wasn't allowed to talk to me or my girlfriend any more (which she ignored, thankfully - and she's still a good friend of ours).

then it started to get really weird. mutual friends of ours stopped talking to me. eventually i cornered one of them, and found that i'd been accused of (wait for it, it's ace) using black magick to curse him. apparently, i'd been using demonology to attack him, and that's why he'd gone strange on me. it didn't take long to point out that *he* had the lesser and greater keys of solomon as bedside reading, and that, being a discordian, demonology isn't really my thing. i'm not stupid enough to invoke something that wants to swallow my soul.

needless to say, i found somewhere else to live. and apparently he's now living with my ex (as in the 'psycho ex' of a previous challenge). so maybe he was cursed after all :)
(blades is looking for a brain, any brain, at, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:19, Reply)