Housemates from Hell
This one is just grim, I moved into a house shared by total strangers. My room was upstairs with three others. Two of them were occupied by two lads in their early twenties, drug dealers and thicker than two short planks, cut in half and nailed together!

The boys had nasty habits, too much booze, too many pills and too much smoke. This would result in them becoming extremely aggressive and lets not mention the overly loud Eminen at four in the morning.

As time went by they got worse until the night of the big fight. The fat ugly thick one had a pop at the thin ugly thick one. The thin ugly thick one locked himself in his room and started to cry. The fat ugly thick hammered on his door screaming obscenities until four in the morning.

What freaked me out is when the fat ugly thick one suddenly declared that he intended to make a real man out of the thin ugly thick one, by raping him! I bolted my door and put my chair under the handle.

After a serious complaint to the landlady all went quiet for two weeks. Then they got very high and the fat ugly thick one pulled a knife on the thin ugly thick one. The Police were finally called and it took three of then to restrain the fat ugly thick twat. He spent a night in the cells and was evicted by the land lady. The thin ugly twat lasted another three weeks before she threw him out for vandalism.

How we laughed...
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 10:09, Reply)