Housemates from hell
What was your worst flat share experience? Tell us, for we want to know.
( , Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:22)
What was your worst flat share experience? Tell us, for we want to know.
( , Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:22)
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Am i evil?
Take one house,
fill with poor stoner friends.
Wait till food starts to go missing (not very fcukin long!)
Make chocolate rice crispy treats, and tell everyone not to eat them on pain of death.
leave in fridge, near to affor mentioned pot smokers.
neglete to inform friends that said rice crispy treats were made with a heroic dose of ex-lax chocolate.
wait.
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roll on floor laughing then accuse person(s) who cannot stray from toilet for more than 20 minutes. (if your kind/weak you'd make sure their was plenty of TP in stock, alas - I'm evil)
Reading this through I think I've just made a case for myself as the housemate from hell...
still, worth a giggle.
( , Wed 11 Apr 2007, 23:55, Reply)
Take one house,
fill with poor stoner friends.
Wait till food starts to go missing (not very fcukin long!)
Make chocolate rice crispy treats, and tell everyone not to eat them on pain of death.
leave in fridge, near to affor mentioned pot smokers.
neglete to inform friends that said rice crispy treats were made with a heroic dose of ex-lax chocolate.
wait.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
roll on floor laughing then accuse person(s) who cannot stray from toilet for more than 20 minutes. (if your kind/weak you'd make sure their was plenty of TP in stock, alas - I'm evil)
Reading this through I think I've just made a case for myself as the housemate from hell...
still, worth a giggle.
( , Wed 11 Apr 2007, 23:55, Reply)
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