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Not strictly roomies as such but my old neighbours were noisy shaggers. However, they were both in their late fifties and not in the best of health. He had at some point had a lung removed, while she was a forty a day smoker.

Every sunday at 08:35 without fail the knocking of the headboard would wake me up with a rhythmatic "Thud. Thud. Thud" noise, which increased in tempo to be accompanied by the splutterings and wheezes of both bronchially challenged old giffers.

"Ah-hAAAAAAAAAAArn. Hack-hack-hhhharse!"

"Oh! [Pant-splutter-wheeze] God! [pant-splutter-wheeze]"
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 12 Apr 2007, 13:07, Reply)