toilet matters.
My friend was very lucky that the only shared facility in her digs at college she suffered was the loo. Very unlucky in that the other occupants were an unknown number of Malaysian students going for the guiness book of records for room occupancy,who didn`t seem to know how to use it in any recognised normal way.

Almost every morning was started with "Fuck fuck fuck, fucking chinkies have pissed all over the floor again AND no Fucking paper!!" variants and speculation they were standing on the seat or pulling the toilet roll between their legs until they came to a dry bit. And so on.

After several months of "good morning" being replaced by similar , one morning there was a stunned silence and doubleglazed look, "You OK?".

She had taken off the empty cardboard to put a looroll on again,only to find DEEP TEETH MARKS in the wooden centre, and a pebbledashed loo and had an image both strange and funny she couldn`t get out of her mind, which I`m sure you now, like me, share too.

(Dont forget the cheap kung fu movie sound effects! )
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