Just reminded me.....
I have a friend (don't sound shocked) who loves all the stupid news stories in the Daily Sport, etc.

Think the headline "Hide and seek champion found dead in cupboard" and you get close!

Anyway, and I quote-
"i've just read about a woman who got pregnant by an animal, you know, that monkey!
The one that begins with M"

Were lost by now

"Koala, thats it"

Falls off chair, couldn't make it up!
(psychomonkey padded cell and drugged bananas, Fri 7 Jan 2005, 16:40, Reply)