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This is a question Accidental innuendo

Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Scientists are mature, thoughtful people, right? (pt.1)
...no, they're really not.

I'm currently working with a post-doc who isn't technically my supervisor - more of a mentor - on upgrading the instrument which I'll be using.

A few weeks ago, this involved replacing the thermistors - small temperature probes, which had to be inserted into the appropriate holes in the black-bodies, with the aid of a substance known as Electrolube.

The spectacle of a first-year PhD student and a 30-something post-doc bursting into fits of childish laughter provide a strong correlation in favour of us never growing up.

I suppose a length joke would be appropriate to this qotw...
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:36, 3 replies)
I've never thought
of Electrolube as funny before.

Now I'm going to chuckle whenever I see it lying around the lab!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:30, closed)
It's been getting worse...
...more recently, I've had to put on a pair of rubber gloves and grease up O-rings using vacuum gel.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:32, closed)
too many?
masterfully written
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:11, closed)

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