Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Little Boy.
Dressed as a cowboy goes up to the ice-cream lady.
"Can I have a cone with nuts on it please?
"Would you like your nuts crushed" asks the lady
"Would you like your tits blown off" says little boy....
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:50,
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I thought it was"Crushed nuts?"
"It's this damned horse"
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:07,
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I ThinkThere's quite a few ways to tell that joke.
"Crushed nuts?" - "No, I always walk like this"
"Crushed nuts" - "No, I have a cold"
and so on....
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:33,
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