Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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KnutMy mate Steve and I spent three days without sleep trying to finish a database group project at Uni, and we were both teetering on the edge of sanity.
After washing a handful of Pro-Plus down with a few litres of Coca-Cola, we were just managing to stay both awake and sensible, when Knut, our six-foot-something, mountain-climbing viking group leader, strides in, at which point Steve starts purposely mispronouncing his name, and giggling crazily.
Fairly used to this by now, Knut just grins, and in his deep, heavily-accented Scandinavian voice, booms "HURR HURR HURR, STEVE, I THINK YOU'VE HAD TOO MUCH COCK TODAY!"
Fifteen years on, neither of us think Knut ever worked out why we were utterly incapable after that.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:19, 2 replies)
I'm clickingcos your b3taname made me giggle
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:37, closed)
Thank you......I think!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:40, closed)
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