Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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I find myself ruining innuendo......by taking it a bit too far with a reply.
Girlfriend and I have been given the mammoth task of cleaning a room in her house, full of crap.
Girlfriends mum : 'Are you two doing it yet?'
Me : 'Not yet, but give it 5 minutes.'
Girlfriend is getting ready for prom, and has to alter her dress slightly.
Girlfriend's mum : 'Has she taken in the back?'
Me : 'We tend to save that for times like my birthday'
Watching Amelie with girlfriend and her mum, telling her about a film festival me and girlfriend just came back from.
Me : 'We had such an amazing time, we really really enjoyed it-'
*Queue scene in Amelie where a bunch of people have orgasms*
Me : '-we didn't enjoy it THAT much, but it was still good.'
I dont think she likes me....
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:04, 2 replies)
.Are you trying to get dumped, perchance? :p
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:43, closed)
Double the innuendo"Girlfriend is getting ready for prom, and has to alter her dress slightly."
Obviously, I read the 6th word as "pr0n"...
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:53, closed)
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