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Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Seven years old,
lunchtime at primary school, sat around the table with five of my classmates. I'd just had a very nice bowl of chocolate sponge pudding and chocolate custard, when I fancied seconds.

"Who's for secs"? I asked. Oh dear.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 20:46, Reply)

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