Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Techie innuendoMe and mate Lee rigging a show a few months back. Running some DMX cable round a stage and it won't quite reach.
Stage curtain is down.
Cue me shouting at the top of my voice "Lee, give me some length!"
The 50 or so people on the other side of the curtain found it quite amusing.
Length? I was about 6 feet short...
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 0:12, 3 replies)
That's OKeveryone knows lampies are all arse bandits anyway.
He he
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 0:53, closed)
Oh ha ha:p I'm a soundie by choice, the lights just needed doing!
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:59, closed)
YayNoyz Boyz roolz.
Actually, this reminds me of a QOTW entry (oo-er).
Explaining to a client that everything would be cool for his conference the next day, we are all pros, everything was under control, etc., I told him the lampy could do all his lighting states from his laptop, no sweat.
"Just tell him what you want, and he'll do it in Sausage Jockey"
I meant, of course, to say "Light Jockey".
Luckily, he was a down to earth client who had heard us ranting all day, that was the least dodgy thing he would have heard.
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 20:29, closed)
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