Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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In the United States of America......some things just don't mean the same as they do here. So it's possible to ask someone if you can bum a fag and get all your teeth knocked out, for example. Now, this isn't my piece of unintended inneundo, but, frankly, it's one that I look at and think "How...?!"
I know it's traditional for children to be sent away to summer camp, and I know that the bushes at those camps are surrounded by heavy-breathing gents in raincoats, but there's no reason to be so honest about it: www.fiddlekids.com/
Or am I misreading this?
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:14, 2 replies)
There's no wayI'm clicking on that link, noooo siree, just in case some Operation Ore officers abseil through my window at 4 am, but have a *click* for the laugh!
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 20:12, closed)
It's completely legit and worksafe!Just with an unfortunate name.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:40, closed)
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