Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Lancing College c1982Early 1980s. The school is known for a number of things/people (Eveyln Waugh & Jamie Theakston etc etc) However it is also known for its huge chapel sited on top of the South Downs.
Can't recall the precise details but the main chapel organ was being restored, during this period a temporary instrument was being used. This unit required some sort of prepping by the organist (Mr Cox) (getting the air through the pipes) before playing. This required a bit of careful planning so that the delay before each hymn is kept to a minimum.
Unfortunately there was one occasion when the timing was off and all that 600 staff and boys could hear was some ineffectual wheezing coming from the general direction of the organ.
This prompted the chaplain to announce the following; "Ladies and Gentlmen, there will be a short delay whilst Mr cox erects his organ"
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:39, 2 replies)
That's not actually true, is it..
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:06,
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Actually it isThe Rev J. Hunwicke was prone to that sort of approach.
One particular sermon comprised the sentence; "God loves you.." That was it. On the other hand, the organist (Mr Cox) used to play things like the theme to Star Wars or the Dam Busters March at the end of the service.
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:56, closed)
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