Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Not an innuendo, but an enjoyable typo...Years ago, when I was barely a twinkle in the milkman's eye, my mother used to work for Cummins* in a secretarial sort of capacity. They had a machine, the name of which I can't remember, which was a bit like a primitive form of instant messenger system - you typed a message on a QWERTY keyboard and pressed 'send.' This was how they dealt with short communications with their American office.
One of the head honchos at the American office was called Chuck White.
Look at your keyboards. Notice how close 'W' is to 'S.'
Cue my mother's colleague coming back into the office, red-faced, saying "You'll never guess what I just typed..."
*Ok I tell a lie, there's an innuendo...
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 13:28, 1 reply)
Not telex by any chance?I used to do that for my sins - only 10 years ago. Do they still use it in places I wonder??
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 16:51, closed)
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