What a brill QOTW.
Childish and silly.

So am I, therefore I feel I should contribute.

These are all 100% true and if they were said to someone with a maturity level higher than mine, they'd would have prob been instantly forgotten.

Translations first, then the unfortunate innuendos that resulted in conversation.



1. Elizabeth has skills that are of great use to this company in the accounting department.

2. Mid-morning, my co-workers and I enjoy a healthy snack on site, sitting next to the large transistor.

3. I asked the motorist for a light for my cigarette. He didn't smoke and it was a new car so he didn't know if the lighter worked, he tried it and fortunately, it did!.

4. I'd be glad to show you around the theatre-land area of London in which I work.

5. Behave or I shall attack you with this corkscrew I am holding.

6. Due to the dimensions of this removal van, and the contents within, only one of us three chaps will be able to fit at the back of this washing machine and lift, giving the required leverage to move it.

7. Ladies are obviously attracted to the element of risk and excitement offered by a man who rides a motorcycle. I enjoy stolling about town with my protective clothing and headwear.

8. I displayed the symbol of our engagement to my proud parent. Unfortunately, it was too small for her.



OK, read them? Make sense? All innocent enough, right?

WHAT WAS ACTUALLY SAID:



1. "Liz is great at double entry"

2. "About 11am, me and the fellas sit around the Big Tranny and have a fruit break"

3. "I leant through his car window and when he sat back it popped out all red and hot."

4. "I'll take you up the Shaftesbury"
(Actually said by my brother, possibly intentionally)

5. "Stop it or I'll come over there and screw your brains out"
(Said by my maths teacher whilst holding a corkscrew, for some reason. Being quite attractive I just looked at her trying to do my best, suave Roger-Moore-like single raised eyebrow of promise in reply. Being a 14yr old gangly spacker, it didn't work.)

6. "I don't mind taking it from behind..."
(Nearly died. Fell in the road laughing and nearly had my head run over.)

7. "I love the image. All the girls check me out when I walk down the High Street wearing my leather and holding my helmet.

8. "My mum tried to get her finger in my ring, but it was too tight."



That'll do for now.
Ta.
( sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 12:19, 6 replies)

This is why
I should read answers properly. Just been reading the first ones trying to think of how they could possibly be smutty. Then I saw there was more down below ,)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 13:07, closed)

Quiccccccc!!!
You said "more down below"

*Chortles uncontrolably after replying in the style of this weeks question*

:o)
( sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 13:18, closed)

ftw
clickydy click click click
(PaulGadd -, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 14:55, closed)

Ta.
:o)
( sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 15:01, closed)

A click!
for "gangly spacker" and nos 6 and 8.
(LLamaBoy skived off work on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:10, closed)

Ta.
Always 2 & 7 were the best meself, like.
( sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:44, closed)