Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Their's a pub in Saltaire, Bradford called Fanny'sAnd I got countless giggles on Saturday when my friends asked what I was doing that evening. I'm really used to the place and the name so it doesn't set me off much anymore, my mates however we're in stitches when I told them "I'm going to Fanny's tonight - it's great!". It is actually - they do the best ales in Bradford and love sending themselves up....they once did a beer called `Fanny's Juice'. Sweet.
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DUMBLONDE is a rubber lover girl, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:28,
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thereused to be a pub in leicester called the spread eagle, the first time i saw it however it was not open for business it think it has been knocked down now
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Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:54,
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Reminds me of the joke about a pub called The Queen's Legs"I'm just waiting for the Queen's Legs to open, so I can get a drink".
Hohoho.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:02,
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